Horton hears a WTF?

Sometimes, I feel like personal cell phones should not be allowed at work.

Case in point:

"Hell, I keep forgetting to run by the pharmacy to get that ointment to clear this shyt up."

Or this:

"They want to put what in your where? I mean, the most I've ever had was two fingers, and that was too much."

Maybe it's just where I work. I remember one time listening to this guy curse his wife out because she forgot to pay the cable bill. She was a stay-at-home mom.